Thursday, December 24, 2015

Yoshi's Island Series

Violence-Very cartoonish.
Sex-Yoshi poops out eggs, but that's as far as it goes.
Language-None
Drugs-None

G for Cartoon Violence.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

11 Adult Jokes in Kids Movies/Shows

SpongeBob-In "Your shoes Untied" SpongeBob watches what fans criticize as "porn" then changes the channel when Gary comes in to the "football channel" then changes back to the "porn" show.
Rugrats-You might've seen mild jokes, but once Lou Pickles shows age appropriate movies like "Reptar" he then shows a nude space alien (only seen in silhouette) then replies "that's for after you go to bed"
Cars-You've seen flirting so much but you missed the part were Twin cars flashes headlights at McQueen.

Rugrats

90's baby cartoon is good but has mild jokes
Violence-Cartoonish, but not as bad as "Cartoon Network".
Sex-Nudity, Flirting, one scene shows Lou Pickles showing age appropriate (ex. Reptar) then finds a space alien movie that is nude on the cover (however only shown in silhouette) then simply replies "That's for after you go to bed".
Language-Only Insults like "dumb" "stupid", however Angelica says "Spaz" once.
Drugs-None

G for nudity, insulting, and mild violence.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

The Santa Claus

Language-"Hell" is used once as an insult other low-rated words include "Oh my god" and "Stupid"
Sex- Not Common But Charlie's Dad goes outside in his undies
Drugs- just "coffee"
Violence-Santa falls down the roof.

The Trailer

G for mild language, half nudity, and air high violent mistakes.

Friday, November 27, 2015

Super Mario Bros. Super Show

Mario dedicated show is okay for kids but has gateway words. (Y)

Violence-Mario like violence
Language-No actual profanity but Mario and Luigi parodied words like "I'm Gonna Kick some Koopa!"
Sex-Peach kisses Mario at the end of each episode
Drugs-Mushroom and Fire Powers, no "actual" beer or drunkenness.


Pilot Episode

G for parodied iffy words, Cartoon violence, and Drug references.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Toy Story (1995)

Everyone's favorite cowboy is up for some dirty jokes (G)

VIOLENCE-Sid tortures toys
SEX-"wanna babysit the sheep tonight"
LANGUAGE-"Fool" "Son of a building block" "Sellocks" "Gosh, Great" Woody almost says a "profane" word before saying that there's preschool toys.
Sid scene mild or strong?

G for scarceness, and insults

Cars (2006)

First Cars Movie is fun for Kids (G)

SEX-Twin cars "flash" at McQueen
LANGUAGE-"Hell" "Fool" "Idiot" "Moron" "Dang's Sake"
DRUGS-oil cans are used
VIOLENCE-Racing violence

The "flash" scene is it mild or strong?

Let's Look into it-
Security pulls them away for nudity flashing.
Photographers Don't take pictures
FAN FICTION-An extra commercial break because kid cars are watching the "Piston Cup"

G for Brief nudity, mild language, Drug references, and NASCAR violence