Tips for your child:Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

1. Don't read stuff such as "Your Children's TV Sucks: Mickey mouse Clubhouse" It has words from "ass" to "f--k"
2. Don't Watch Fan Episodes/YouTube Poops They contain Mickey saying stuff from "damn" to "f--k" (Not voiced by Allwine/Iwan but Mouseified YouTubers quotes) Only let your kid watch the Disney-Disney Official Ones
3. Mickey says "Gosh" and "Golly" very constantly, If your kid's a quoter, Don't watch it.
4. Tape It, DVD It or Netflix it (Don't Download it on servilo because that can be uncopyrighted, as well as YouTube Poops in download (see #2) and YouTube, as it has YouTube Poops (Mentioned at #2)
5. After the show, make an event like Print out Mickey Mouse sheets, or Buy Mickey Mouse Ears or borrow your ones from Disney World.

NOTES:

1. #5 is the only one not doing with parenting
2. I use weird words such as "quoter" but i (and hopefully you) know what i'm talking about
3. Ignore CommonSense Reviews such as "Mikey Mose qubhose sux lik ba--z"

Yoshi's Island Series

Violence-Very cartoonish.
Sex-Yoshi poops out eggs, but that's as far as it goes.
Language-None
Drugs-None

G for Cartoon Violence.

11 Adult Jokes in Kids Movies/Shows

SpongeBob-In "Your shoes Untied" SpongeBob watches what fans criticize as "porn" then changes the channel when Gary comes in to the "football channel" then changes back to the "porn" show.
Rugrats-You might've seen mild jokes, but once Lou Pickles shows age appropriate movies like "Reptar" he then shows a nude space alien (only seen in silhouette) then replies "that's for after you go to bed"
Cars-You've seen flirting so much but you missed the part were Twin cars flashes headlights at McQueen.

Rugrats

90's baby cartoon is good but has mild jokes
Violence-Cartoonish, but not as bad as "Cartoon Network".
Sex-Nudity, Flirting, one scene shows Lou Pickles showing age appropriate (ex. Reptar) then finds a space alien movie that is nude on the cover (however only shown in silhouette) then simply replies "That's for after you go to bed".
Language-Only Insults like "dumb" "stupid", however Angelica says "Spaz" once.
Drugs-None

G for nudity, insulting, and mild violence.

The Santa Claus

Language-"Hell" is used once as an insult other low-rated words include "Oh my god" and "Stupid"
Sex- Not Common But Charlie's Dad goes outside in his undies
Drugs- just "coffee"
Violence-Santa falls down the roof.

The Trailer

G for mild language, half nudity, and air high violent mistakes.

Super Mario Bros. Super Show

Mario dedicated show is okay for kids but has gateway words. (Y)

Violence-Mario like violence
Language-No actual profanity but Mario and Luigi parodied words like "I'm Gonna Kick some Koopa!"
Sex-Peach kisses Mario at the end of each episode
Drugs-Mushroom and Fire Powers, no "actual" beer or drunkenness.

Pilot Episode

G for parodied iffy words, Cartoon violence, and Drug references.

Toy Story (1995)

Everyone's favorite cowboy is up for some dirty jokes (G)

VIOLENCE-Sid tortures toys

SEX-"wanna babysit the sheep tonight"

LANGUAGE-"Fool" "Son of a building block" "Sellocks" "Gosh, Great" Woody almost says a "profane" word before saying that there's preschool toys.

Sid scene mild or strong?

G for scarceness, and insults